The era of marijuana legalization has changed the landscape of drug testing. While it is true that many companies still operate a ‘zero-tolerance’ policy, an increasing number are abandoning drug screenings for weed. Several states now require employers to accommodate employee use of medical cannabis.
In late 2018 in Connecticut, for example, a federal court heard that a federal contractor was not permitted to enforce its zero-tolerance drug policy against a person with an MMJ card. In Oklahoma, companies can’t take action against employees if they find out that the individual is an MMJ cardholder. Also, these firms are not allowed to discipline a medical weed user for a positive drug test, unless the employer is required to legally or risks losing a benefit under federal law.
It is not all wine and roses, however. In California, where recreational cannabis is legal, companies do not need to tread carefully. They can fire you for testing positive for THC, even if you use it away from company property and during your time off. First and foremost, we recommend reading your contract of employment to see what happens to medical marijuana users. If the firm is legally able to dismiss you for a positive drug screening, you potentially have a problem.
Desperation to pass impending drug tests means people do some silly things. They will pay significant sums of money for garbage products, consume potentially deadly toxic chemicals, and dilute their urine.
None of these tactics work, yet thousands of people persist. Why? Because they have fallen into the trap of believing THC detox myths. In this article, we explore some of these falsehoods while hitting you with some knowledge bombs.
What Is Detoxing?
When it comes to THC, detoxing is the process of abstaining from the consumption of cannabis to ultimately flush it from your system. The length of time it takes to complete the process depends on a variety of factors, with your level of usage top of the list. The detox process could lead to side effects such as anxiety, insomnia, reduction in appetite, headaches, and irritability.
If you merely abstain from marijuana usage, your system will eventually become clear of it, but this takes time. THC accumulates in your body as you continue smoking. Certain strains contain a lot more of the cannabinoid than others, but generally, the more marijuana you consume, the longer it takes for the THC to leave your system. The speed of metabolization varies from person to person and dictates how long the traces remain.
Abstinence alone won’t help you pass a drug test. By their very nature, these tests are designed to surprise you, so don’t expect to have much time to prepare, if any. This is a catastrophe for regular cannabis users. Even if you use marijuana once, it could stay in your system for up to eight days.
For occasional users, it might be 15 days before you’re clean. Regular users could take up to a month, while some reports suggest heavy users would have to abstain for 77 days! If a person’s job is at stake because of an upcoming drug test at work, they will try some pretty dumb things to pass.
How Do Drug Screenings Work?
For the record, drug screenings look for the 11-OH-THC and THC-COOH metabolites, just two of the 80+ found in THC. When you use marijuana, the delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol enters the body and is absorbed into the bloodstream. Some TCH is stored temporarily in the fatty tissues and organs. When in the kidneys, THC is potentially reabsorbed into the bloodstream.
The THC is broken down in the liver. Drug tests look for the two metabolites above because they remain in the body longer than THC itself. After a certain period, THC and its metabolites leave the body via feces and urine.
Let’s take a look at some of the most prevalent THC detox myths and provide you with reality.
Myth: All You Need is Water (And a ‘Detox’ Drink)
The THC detox drink market is big now that recreational marijuana is legal in several states. Various consumer reviews suggest that some of these beverages work. Regardless of the drink’s ingredients, you’ll notice that they always advise you to drink liters, if not a gallon, of water.
Fact: It Is Stupid… AND Dangerous
There is a slight element of truth to this myth. Water can reduce THC metabolite levels in your urine. However, it often makes your wee have a suspiciously clear color. The best detox drinks contain ingredients that ensure your urine has a more natural tone and passes when the testers analyze the content of the pee.
However, in extreme cases, excessive consumption of water can lead to hyperhydration, or ‘water intoxication.’ This, in turn, leads to electrolyte imbalance disease and, in sporadic instances, death! If you dilute your urine too much, it will have a low specific gravity and creatinine level, both of which are picked up during the testing process.
When you drink too much water, it increases the level of H20 in your blood. This process could dilute the electrolytes in your blood, particularly sodium. You develop hyponatremia when your sodium levels fall below 135 mmol/L. Next, fluids shift from the outside to the inside of your cells, a process that causes swelling. If this happens to your brain cells, it has life-threatening consequences.
The amount of water needed to cause symptoms of hyponatremia is lower than you think. Consuming as little as three liters of water in a short period is potentially enough. As a rule of thumb, try to avoid drinking more than a liter of water per hour on average, because your kidneys can eliminate between 20 and 28 liters per day.
Also, your body only expels 20% of THC via urine. Approximately 15% is excreted via other bodily fluids such as sweat; fecal matter removes 65%. In other words, you’re better off taking laxatives instead of drinking lots of water, but that’s another wrong move!
Myth: Synthetic Urine Is the Answer
If you go online, you’ll find a ton of companies selling fake urine. One of the strangest stories we’ve heard is of people using chicken noodle soup broth as a substitute for their pee. Once again, there are cases where synthetic piss works. However, you need balls of steel in what is a desperate last-ditch move.
Fact: Lab Tests Are Sophisticated
Do you think that a trained lab technician with years of urine analysis testing is going to be fooled by chicken broth? If the smell alone doesn’t give away the game, the chemical analysis will catch you. It’s a similar story with synthetic urine; while sellers claim they have correctly matched the chemical formula for human urine, they are usually lying!
Myth: Natural Diuretics Are Effective in Flushing Toxins from the System
As you’re probably aware, diuretics are substances that increase urine production and output. Commonly used diuretics include coffee, tea, beer, cranberry juice, and any other beverage with caffeine. There are also detox drinks and medications such as Lasix or Modil available.
Fact: They Dilute Toxins, but Don’t Eliminate Them
Diuretics will make you pee, but they don’t remove THC. Yes, they can flush toxins out of your system and decrease the concentration of metabolites in urine, but diuretic consumption is essentially the same as drinking lots of water for THC detoxing purposes. Diuretics speed up urination but dilute your sample to the point where it arouses suspicion. The result is a rejected, voided, or otherwise failed test.
Myth: Household Products Can Help You with THC Detox
There are a few jokers who believe that, in a pinch, you need to scour the house for everyday items. For example, some idiots believe that drinking undiluted bleach helps pass a urine test. Remember, you use bleach to clean nastiness in washrooms and toilets.
In what has fallen into the ‘old housewives’ tale’ category, there is a suggestion that items such as vinegar, pickle juice, and niacin are useful. As far as vinegar is concerned, the belief is that drinking it before a test will flush out your system or mask traces of THC.
As pickle juice is highly acidic, like vinegar, the suggestion is that drinking it will dissolve drug metabolites and cleanse the urine. Niacin is vitamin B3 and is used to boost the metabolism while regulating blood pressure. As it dilates the blood vessels, the assumption is that niacin will flush THC out of the system.
Fact: Science Says You’re Wasting Your Time
When you consume vinegar, it mixes with gastric enzymes and stomach acid to change your urine’s pH level. It doesn’t cause any impact on weed metabolites and is likely to give you an upset stomach and a bad dose of diarrhea. Pickle juice’s only acid is acetic acid, the same as what’s in vinegar. It also contains a large amount of salt, which makes you thirsty and causes you to drink water.
There is no evidence that niacin will impact your urine’s THC content, and an overdose will cause side effects such as dehydration, fever, dry skin, and itching.
Moreover, if you think that drinking bleach will help you pass a drug test, it is a surprise that you have a job at all! Even if it legitimately works, it could easily kill you. And as it happens, the ingredients in bleach and Drano don’t interact with any drugs or their metabolites. In case you were wondering, it is ingredients such as sodium chloride, sodium hydroxide, and sodium polyacrylate that cause damage to your body.
Final Thoughts on THC Detox Myths
Regardless of what detox drink manufacturers claim, there is no guaranteed way to pass a urine test with a low enough level of THC to go undetected. If you use weed and have an impending drug test, you can try some rapid-fire THC detox methods, but none are guaranteed to work.
A popular emergency remedy involves drinking a concoction of fruit pectin and Gatorade around two hours before a test. Follow it with two more bottles of water and B-vitamins. Perhaps you can boost your chances further by adding zinc, papain, and aspirin to the mix, but these may not be effective depending on the kind of test it is. A lot of conventional detox methods are unhealthy, while others are downright dangerous and idiotic.
A genuinely effective THC detox could take weeks, depending on how much marijuana you use. Abstinence is essential and more effective when combined with increased water intake, exercise, and a healthier diet.